Maybe the answer is to laugh
This morning I came across one of those rarities: a blog that really stands out, publishes new posts frequently, and makes me laugh. It’s called Assimilated Press and it doesn’t wallow in anti-Bu$hco angst. Instead, it posts hilarious little stories that are so close to the real news they’re almost not funny. Check out some of these headlines:
* Bush Plans To Move New Orleans To North Dakota
* Newborn Babies To Be Slapped With Liens To Cover Debt
* Cheney Spends Vacation Clubbing Baby Seals
* Dead Zone Surrounds Crawford, Texas
* Aspirins For The Sick & Blankets For The Dead
* Bush Announces Amnesty Program For Democrats
* Pharmaceutical Giants Reach Agreement With Drug Overlords
Those and more are why I’ve added Assimilated Press to my list of favorites.
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posted by Michael Nolan @ 6:24 AM
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2 Comments:
Howdy do, I just read your July 24 posting.
If'in for one nano-second you think West Virginia ain't into the wastin' of government money you should read 'bout the building of Nitro, West Virginia during WWI.
It’s a splendiferously classic tale of DELIBERATE waste, fraud and malfeasance during which time American soldiers were being mown down.
And.....I could tell ya a tïng or two about the refitting of the Island Bridge, as well.
Stay on Groovin' Safari,
TOR
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