Low risk of sexual side effects

Tonight we watched Law and Order, brought to us by SmithKlineGlaxo and their new miracle drug, Wellbutrin with its "low risk of sexual side effects." It's meant to treat depression. The ad showed all these happy people at a party, centered on the fifty-something guy smiling as he carried a sizzling wok full of some kind of gourmet food out to the guests by the pool. Isn't life wonderful in modern-day America? You can cure your depression with a pill and it has a low risk of sexual side effects! Never mind the caution that it "may cause seizures."

Excuse me, but your commercial makes me depressed. Maybe I'll ask my doc for some Wellbutrin tomorrow.