Falling like the poll numbers of the GOP

I was just out and about this afternoon and had to check twice when I looked at the price for regular gas. $2.02!

I suspect that by election day they’ll be giving us free fill-ups. That’s so we’ll forget about the little brothel staffed with pages they’ve set up in the basement of the Capitol Building.

But never expect their election defeat; when all else fails, they’ll just ask their buddies at Diebold to work a little magic with the voting machine tallies.

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